Written by: Doug Scharley
Lyrics © D. R. Scharley Consulting Inc.


100 miles an hour
Is his usual speed
Whatever he's on
It's something we really need

Always got a smile
And encouraging words
No doubt about it
He's mentally disturbed

Never saw a time
When he really got down
Never saw his face
When it was wearing a frown

(Chorus)
He's not wired on coffee
Cocaine or pills
He gets by
On only natural thrills
Never had a day
That seemed to be crappy
This annoying SOB
Is chronically happy


Enthusiastic to a fault
He never relents
He's still going strong
When your energy's spent

He's gotta be good
Each and every day
Always smiles back
Despite what you say

Like a puppy with a ball
He just wants to play
He can't help himself
He was born this way

(Chorus)
He's not wired on coffee
Cocaine or pills
He gets by
On only natural thrills
Never had a day
That seemed to be crappy
This annoying SOB
Is chronically happy


His mind never stops
It's always on ten
Ideas come to him
That we can't comprehend

He finds it a blessing
But also a curse
Look at the alternatives
It could be much worse

But even these thoughts
Bring a smile to his face
'Cause he never strays far
From his happy place

(Chorus)
He's not wired on coffee
Cocaine or pills
He gets by
On only natural thrills
Never had a day
That seemed to be crappy
This annoying SOB
Is chronically happy

He's not wired on coffee
Cocaine or pills
He gets by
On only natural thrills
Never had a day
That seemed to be crappy
This annoying SOB
Is chronically happy








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