Written by: Doug Scharley
Lyrics © D. R. Scharley Consulting Inc.


Your heart is beating faster and you're welcome for that
I do my best work when you're flat on your back
I've heard it often said that I just have a knack
I love what I do as a matter of fact

Can't hide it anymore I'm a fun-loving man
I take care of the ladies and they all understand
My satisfaction scores are the best in the land
Just try it once baby and you'll soon be a fan

(Chorus)
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
I'm a Good Time Charlie you were told to beware
You couldn't resist me so you took the dare
You know I always win 'cause I don't play fair
Yeah
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
The smile on your face says you're already there
We're rolling 'round the sheets let's come up for air
I'm the one you always wanted to answer your prayers
Yeah
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
I'm a Good Time Charlie you were told to beware
You couldn't resist me so you took the dare
You know I always win 'cause I don't play fair
Yeah
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
The smile on your face says you're already there
We're rolling 'round the sheets let's come up for air
I'm the one you always wanted to answer your prayers


I'm a very cunning linguist with a talent they say
I can go through night and all of the day
Some people think it's work but to me it's play
So loosen up baby it's just better that way

The sounds that you make you have never heard
'Cause I'm stimulating parts that have never stirred
You're crossing your eyes and are lost for words
The feelings of passion are beyond absurd

(Chorus)
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
I'm a Good Time Charlie you were told to beware
You couldn't resist me so you took the dare
You know I always win 'cause I don't play fair
Yeah
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
The smile on your face says you're already there
We're rolling 'round the sheets let's come up for air
I'm the one you always wanted to answer your prayers
Yeah
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
I'm a Good Time Charlie you were told to beware
You couldn't resist me so you took the dare
You know I always win 'cause I don't play fair
Yeah
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
The smile on your face says you're already there
We're rolling 'round the sheets let's come up for air
I'm the one you always wanted to answer your prayers
 

Your eyes have opened up time to catch your breath
Like flying on a kite full of crystal meth
Your heart is pounding fast coming out of your chest
If you didn't know better you'd be scared to death

You look around the room with a joyful gaze
Your head is spinning now 'cause you're still in a daze
Skeptical at first now you're simply amazed
You smile at me baby and begin your praise

(Chorus)
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
I'm a Good Time Charlie you were told to beware
You couldn't resist me so you took the dare
You know I always win 'cause I don't play fair
Yeah
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
The smile on your face says you're already there
We're rolling 'round the sheets let's come up for air
I'm the one you always wanted to answer your prayers
Yeah
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
I'm a Good Time Charlie you were told to beware
You couldn't resist me so you took the dare
You know I always win 'cause I don't play fair
Yeah
Straighten your stockings and fix up your hair
The smile on your face says you're already there
We're rolling 'round the sheets let's come up for air
I'm the one you always wanted to answer your prayers









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