Written by: Doug Scharley
Lyrics © D. R. Scharley Consulting Inc.


I don’t understand it
I’m a hell of a catch
As handsome as Clooney
Might be a bit of a stretch

I keep myself in shape
Hit the gym every day
Haven’t figured out yet
What keeps the women away

I come home every night
To an empty place
This bad luck that I’m having
I just need to erase

(Chorus)
It’s been quite a while
Since I found any love
I looking for a woman
Who fits me like a glove
This drought has to end
It’s a natural fact
My fingers are crossed
Right behind my back


I’ve had some first dates
With girls on the net
I haven’t found one
Where we seem to connect

I’m a Pieces or an Aries
Well, I seem to forget
Liking walks on the beach
Hasn’t closed a deal yet

I feel like I’m a zero
And it’s getting me down
In the carnival of romance
I’ve become the clown

(Chorus)
It’s been quite a while
Since I found any love
I looking for a woman
Who fits me like a glove
This drought has to end
It’s a natural fact
My fingers are crossed
Right behind my back


Oh My God
Take a look over there
That’s my future girlfriend/wife
Sitting right in that chair

She’s got bedroom eyes
She’s got beautiful hair
I’ll go chat her up
If you make me a dare

My confidence is brimming
She is surely the one
I think that my lonely nights
Are about to be done

(Chorus)
It’s been quite a while
Since I found any love
I looking for a woman
Who fits me like a glove
This drought has to end
It’s a natural fact
My fingers are crossed
Right behind my back


Who could have foreseen
How this would turn out
She just became a lesbian
This was her coming out

She said that she was sorry
And she seemed to be sincere
Things might’ve been quite different
If I’d just met her last year

I’m sure she wasn’t lying
Just to get me to leave
She kissed the girl beside her
At least that’s what I believe

(Chorus)
It’s been quite a while
Since I found any love
I looking for a woman
Who fits me like a glove
This drought has to end
It’s a natural fact
My fingers are crossed
Right behind my back







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